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story [Mar. 18th, 2008|07:57 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert

here's the story I promised ages ago...
it's unbeta'd and only part of the whole thing... 
flashbacks are separated by ~~~~
if its confusing, tell me...


enjoy :)
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..so i'm a brand new member... [Feb. 29th, 2008|09:55 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert


i've been looking for aaaaages to find a site that would take my thused/ bert fanfics but all of them up until now appeared to be slash communites. i wanna test the waters with one of my fics here, but im still a little unsure...how would u guys feel about some non slash the used fics?

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Intuition [Dec. 29th, 2007|05:54 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert
[Current Location |Secret Headquarters]
[Current Mood |ditzyContent]
[Current Music |Back of Your Mouth- The Used]

This is a little one shot I wrote in bert_and_gerard.

Follow the link and get all the info you need, honies.


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Drumroll, Please [Dec. 20th, 2007|08:23 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert
[Current Location |Secret Headquarters]
[Current Mood |dorky Jamming To A Weird Song]
[Current Music |Everytime We Touch- Cascada]

Hello, my-slowly-building-up army!

I'm just letting all, um, FIVE of you know that I'm writing a fic about Zombie!Berard (Heheh, thanks Zack).

It started out being very crackerific, but it's turning kind of... serious? I don't know the word for it. :P

I mean, it's obviously still crack (Hello, ZOMBIES?!), but not meant to be stupid crack. More like entertaining crack.

And it should probably be explained better than that but hey, you're all smart. I mean, you joined this community, didn't you? (ooh, I'm awful.)

Anyway, I'll post it here when I'm done. Just to let you know....

And I seriously need to find me a beta for this XD.

*smothers you with love*,

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Isn't It Wonderful [Dec. 15th, 2007|04:15 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert
[Current Location |Secret Headquarters]
[Current Mood |awakeToo Much Caffeine]
[Current Music |Song For Ellen - Bently Green]

Title: Isn't It Wonderful
Author: using_chemicals, aka me
Pairings: A smidgen of Bert/Dan, but not in a sexual way
Beta: Nobody. Ooh, not good.
Warnings: Langauge, character death, blood, murder, religion, suicide, Crazy!Bert
Summary: They always knew Bert was going to snap at some point.
:  Not mine, didn't happen, probably never will.
Authors Note:  This was one of the first ones that I actually liked for a little while. Yeah, there's no beta, so deal with it.

I was very depressed when I wrote this, so sorry for the sad images.
I'm working on a truly crackerific fic, so my next post will likely be a tad more humorous.
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Still Do [Dec. 15th, 2007|03:31 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert
[Current Location |Secret Headquarters]
[Current Mood |calmAt Peace]
[Current Music |Bubbly-Colbie Something]

Title: Still Do
Author: using_chemicals, aka me.
Warning: Language, implied LURVE.
Pairing: Bert/Gerard
Description: Bert tells Gerard about everything he's ever felt about him.
Beta: My cousin who is not on LJ. Yet. MWAHAHAH!
Authors Note: I wrote this in half an hour and it's not my best. But it's the best that I could find right now.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, most likey never will.

This is MY answer to why they were not friends, ha ha.
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Need a beta? [Dec. 15th, 2007|03:28 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert
[Current Location |Secret headquarters]
[Current Mood |hyperBouncing Off Walls]
[Current Music |My Band- D12]

Hello again,

As bustling as this community is (XD) I'm offering myself  as a beta. So if you need one, let me know and BAM!
I'm a beta.

I'm about to post something of mine...but it might take a while to type up!

Love you all,

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Welcome All! [Dec. 13th, 2007|08:15 pm]
McCracken Fanfiction: Stories Of Bert
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[Current Location |Secret Headquarters]
[Current Mood |gigglyDangerously Cheesy]
[Current Music |Let It Bleed, by who else?]

Hello, everyone!

If anyone's here. :P

I am using_chemicals, but you can call me Cheeto. I am the creater, founder, and head of McCracken Fanfiction.
But not dictator. I am like the bumbling mayor who never actually does anything.
But I will turn into the Bertinator at the slightest rumble, so be polite, and don't hate, mmkay?

Please, when posting to this community, remember: People are going to read this. Okay? Don't post anything super private.

I'd love it if when you posted, you had titles, authors, warnings, descriptions, etc.
No rules, though.


I get the feeling like I just unleashed a thousand sugar deprived kids on a candy store, but hey. My candy store, right?

Ooh, I should start a candy store so Bert would go to it...!

Ah. I do that alot. I will try to read as much as I can and post as much as I can, so please don't feel unloved.

My comments will be filtered with thoughts by the imaginary Bert that lives in my mind XD. 

I started this because there were NO Bert McCracken fanfiction communities, or basically none. So, don't ask, okay?

Oh, and yes, I'll be posting my own stuff too.

AND I AM A SPORKER! I will brutally rip apart your stuff if I see fit, but if you REALLY don't want me to ever spork it, please say so. I will always ask permission. And I only spork those I see fit.

Well, I'll update later.

I love you all to bits and peices that I mend together to make a huge superhuman Bert army,

p.s,  If you are hater, your comments get deleted. Oh, and LJ CUTS! LINKS OR LJ CUTS, PLEASE!

pps, HI RO!
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